Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls Royce," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
Royce Hotel > MEL > 379 St Kilda Road > Melbourne > VC > 3004>Location. Situated in the business district, this Melbourne property is close to Shrine of Remembrance and Royal Botanic Gardens. Also nearby are Eureka Tower and Melbourne Cricket Ground. Features. Royce Hotel has a fitness facility. Business amenities include a 24 hour business center, wireless Internet access (surcharge), meeting rooms for small groups, and audio visual equipment. Royce Hotel has a bar/lounge and a coffee shop/café. 24 hour room service is available. Event facilities consist of a ballroom, exhibit space, conference rooms, and banquet facilities. The staff can arrange concierge services, tour/ticket assistance, wedding services, and event catering. Additional amenities include a business center, valet parking, and 24 hour room service. This is a smoke free property (fines may apply for violations). Guestrooms. Amenities featured in guestrooms include air conditioning, complimentary newspapers, and clock radios. Guestrooms have plasma televisions with premium TV channels and pay movies. Business friendly amenities include high speed (wired) Internet access (surcharge), wireless Internet access (surcharge), and desks. All guestrooms provide refrigerators. Bathrooms feature bathrobes, hair dryers, and showers only. Guestroom services include in room massage and housekeeping. Guestrooms are accessible via exterior corridors. All guestrooms at Royce Hotel are non smoking. >
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Royce Leather, a proud producer of fine leather items since 1974, prides itself on superior leather, expert craftsmanship, and affordable pricing. Royce leather skins are carefully hand-selected, inspected, and finished with pride by skilled craftsmen while maintaining the natural beauty of the leather. Each piece is meticulously constructed with attention to even, fine stitching, and is tooled using only the finest techniques and materials. The finished Royce product can withstand the test of time and travel to fit both a busy personal and professional lifestyle.Stay organized with a practical and budget-conscious Royce leather pad holderLetter pad carrier made of bonded leather and features an identification windowPaper holder includes business card pocketHalf pocket for your documentsRuled 8.5-inch x 11-inch pad included
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.
"Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls Royce," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.
Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.
"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
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