Splat Men
by admin on Jun.20, 2009, under Mens Leather Wallet
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Splat Men
is this joke mean or funny?
Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building when one turns to the other and says, "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window. Watch, I'll prove it."
He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and when he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
"Wow, that really works," the second man says. "I think I'll try it."
He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, and passes the 10th floor, continues falling and hits the sidewalk with a splat.
Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, "You know, you can be a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."
LOL. It's hilarious.
Some people might think it's mean, but that's because they either have no sense of humor, or they have a personal grudge against Superman.
aha :')
xx
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games help........................?
basically when i was a kid there was this game where you had to defend like you castle by killing the stick men by picking them up with ur mouse then theyd splat on the floor it was well good and im sure it was on egg2.com not long ago but i cnt find it can anyone help? cheers
I think your recalling a game by Xgen studios Defend your castle.
http://www.stickpage.com/defendyourcastleplay.shtml
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