E Express Wallet
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E Express Wallet
(Serious question) Could I become a superhero?
Hi,
I am a rebel against hygiene. When I was 6, I developed a phobia of personal hygiene. I hate the idea of soap touching my body or me going without E Coli or Salmonella for any more then a day.
I have not bathed in 17 years. I do not cut my hair. I do not shave my beard. I do not clean myself.
Anyway. Last week, a guy came up to me, pulled out a gun, pushed me to a wall and said "Sup. Give me your wallet or I'll give you a bullet, express delivery.". I tried to say "Ok, just please don't shoot!", but mid-sentence I accidentally breathed on him and he began gagging and coughing.
After about 2 seconds, he started sawing his nose off with a knife. 5 seconds after that, he shot himself up the nose and died.
When the police began to question me, I lifted my armpit and released some armpit gas.
There were no survivors.
Should I dress up in a filthy superhero suit and become "I-would-rather-die-then-smell-that Man"?
Yeah, but everyone would know your weakness. Soap.
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NETELLER eWallet Overview
Did Yahoo charge my American Express card on July 21 the sum of $1 for something called Yahoo Wallet? The AME?
AMEX security want to know. Please call me at 910-252-1675 or e-mail ASAP
Mike Morrison
This is NOT a private Yahoo Customer Service site. This is a PUBLIC website - and you just gave out your phone number here. So expect some WEIRD phone calls soon.
If you did NOT sign up for Yahoo Wallet, you have a problem. Tell AmEx to block the charge, change your password here in Yahoo - and other places as well, to be safe.
In the meantime, you need to return to this question and DELETE IT (use the 'edit' link under it to do that. Here is the REAL way to contact Yahoo:
Yahoo Customer Service Info:
866-562-7219 or 408-349-3300
http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/mail/original/forms_index.html
(live HELP chat link available above)
Yahoo Personal Email: 866-492-4664 (small fee)
8am - 5pm M-F (Pacific Time)
cc-advoc@yahoo-inc.com or
mail@cc.yahoo-inc.com
